January 26, 2010
This post will make absolutely no sense.
The Insane Clown Posse made a western.
That makes absolutely no sense.
January 22, 2010
diogenesclub.net is back in google, so you can stop using bing now.
After a movable type upgrade and a lot of carping on google's webmaster forums, the club is being indexed by google again. I'm not really sure what did it, but hopefully we'll be getting some random commenters back here that I can make fun of soon.
(Previously: Google has stopped indexing this site past the home page)
January 19, 2010
That Sherlock Holmes Red Bull ad is poorly researched, even for a Red Bull ad.
Sherlock Holmes drinks coffee, not tea.
It should be noted that this ad is apparently not licensed by the Doyle estate. Of course, neither is redheadedleague.com or diogenesclub.net, but I won't tell if you don't.
January 8, 2010
This one's for all you Pokemon lovers out there
See, I had this hilarious idea. There's this pokemon named Abomasnow. You know, like an abominable snowman. It looks like this:
I thought, wouldn't it be hilarious if I made an Obama-snow? I could photoshop Obama's head on the Abomasnow. It would be awesome. I'd be an internet legend. Of course, before I started this incredible project, I googled Obamasnow. Sure enough, someone had beaten me to the punch:
I was heartbroken. But surely there was another pokemon that I could paste a celebrity face onto. I racked my brain. There's this other pokemon called Kangaskhan. It looks like this:
Add a celebrity that I'm not entirely sure what she's famous for but am still relatively sure she's a celebrity and behold:
Kim Kardashian + Kangaskhan = Kim Kardaskhan
You're welcome, internet.