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October 29, 2006

FedEx is passive-aggressive.

I ordered a cell phone from overseas, and it was delivered by FedEx. A few weeks later, I got a nine page document slipped under my door. I've posted the full document here with a few things blacked out, half to protect the identity of the sender (for no real reason) and half because it's fun blacking stuff out, but the main point of it is on page two:

They went to the trouble of coming to my house again to tell me over the course of nine pages that despite the fact that I technically owed them 88 cents, they were going to do me a solid and forget about it. Thanks FedEx.

Posted by Will at October 29, 2006 8:09 PM


Think of the time, effort, and money spent in sending you said document! Geez, maybe you should send them the .88... Not that they'll feel bad, but think of how you'll screw up their bookkeeping!!!!!!!!

P.S. Maybe you should inquire about the "other discounts"; they might wind up sending you a check!

Posted by: dianne at November 2, 2006 1:29 PM