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June 25, 2005
Some knock knock jokes
I came up with these in Washington, DC after a show with The Hazzards, all in a row:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guess.
Guess who?
I give up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The.
The who?
Is a band that I like.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck you.
There you go.
Posted by Will at June 25, 2005 10:29 PM
Comments
That's good stuff. I want to try...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I'm bleeding uncontrollably.
Should I call a doctor?
Yes, please.
Posted by: Seth at June 26, 2005 10:13 AM
knock knock
who's a friggin dork?
get well soon, will
love,
togo
Posted by: togo at June 28, 2005 9:17 PM
Togo, your knock knock joke was not in the proper format.
Posted by: Will at June 28, 2005 10:27 PM
knock knock
you're not the fuckin boss of me will...
who's there
little miss bossy
and her name is will
we all miss you in l.a. lil' buddy
-togo
Posted by: togo at June 30, 2005 2:20 AM
That's much better.
Posted by: Will at June 30, 2005 10:36 AM
How about this one...
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Haik.
Haik who?
"Rain falls in great grey
curtains, drawn across the world;
makes us an island."
Posted by: Jeff at July 2, 2005 12:27 PM
knock knock,
who's there,
ron,
ron who,
ron fast before i catch you in tag
Posted by: Soul Star at May 7, 2006 11:11 PM
