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June 25, 2005

Some knock knock jokes

I came up with these in Washington, DC after a show with The Hazzards, all in a row:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Guess who?
I give up.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The who?
Is a band that I like.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fuck who?
Fuck you.

There you go.

Posted by Will at June 25, 2005 10:29 PM


That's good stuff. I want to try...

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I'm bleeding uncontrollably.
Should I call a doctor?
Yes, please.

Posted by: Seth at June 26, 2005 10:13 AM

knock knock
who's a friggin dork?
get well soon, will

Posted by: togo at June 28, 2005 9:17 PM

Togo, your knock knock joke was not in the proper format.

Posted by: Will at June 28, 2005 10:27 PM

knock knock
you're not the fuckin boss of me will...
who's there
little miss bossy
and her name is will
we all miss you in l.a. lil' buddy

Posted by: togo at June 30, 2005 2:20 AM

That's much better.

Posted by: Will at June 30, 2005 10:36 AM

How about this one...

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Haik who?
"Rain falls in great grey
curtains, drawn across the world;
makes us an island."

Posted by: Jeff at July 2, 2005 12:27 PM

knock knock,
who's there,
ron who,
ron fast before i catch you in tag

Posted by: Soul Star at May 7, 2006 11:11 PM