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May 4, 2005

One day at Whole Foods

I was in the checkout line when one of the workers shouted out, "All lines are express."

A line can't be express if all the lines are express. To be express, you have to be quicker than another line. He could have just as easily said, "All these lines are the slowest," and it probably would have been more accurate.

Posted by Will at May 4, 2005 11:26 PM

Comments

"you're real special johnny"
"If everyone's special....than no one is."
Batman was real funny.

Posted by: ben fine at May 6, 2005 1:47 PM