April 27, 2005
Stop me before I get too deep
One time in high school I had a dream that Al Bundy didn't return a library book, so they took him to this remote hill and forced him to drink mouthwash as punishment. When he got back home, his family asked how he felt.
"Minty fresh," he replied.
April 23, 2005
Waiting for Mariah
My camera phone kind of sucks, but that's a block long line of people waiting outside of Best Buy, hours in advance to get some junk signed by Mariah Carey.
ADULTS. STANDING IN LINE FOR MARIAH CAREY.
Just for fun, let's look at some of Mariah's album titles:
- Music Box
- She-Ra, Princess of Power
All right, I made up the last two, but you believed me for half a second. I suppose making fun of Mariah Carey is like shooting dead fish in a really small barrel, but whatever, those people got in my way and made me mad.
April 20, 2005
Things I will miss about winter
- Snow - It's a good excuse to stay home.
- Clothes - Spring seems to encourage women to wear revealing outfits. I get it, you're pretty, you don't have to rub it in my face.
- Not waking up in a pool of sweat.
April 18, 2005
Some more kind of funny search terms that got people here and reader mail
"episode baby ducks chicks daily show"
"harlem rennaissance cocktail"
"fefe dobson ethnicity"
And of course, lots of bloggers trying to uncover more of The Bravery's dirty secrets. It's quite a thrill being an obscure footnote of popular culture. An email from a fan:
this is for Will Carlough... you said in your blog that you were in The El Conquistadors/Skabba the Hut, and if that's true, do you have any photos from when you were in them? I'm trying to destroy the bravery and need some pictures of Sam Endicot with that gorgeous blond 'do.
Well, as eager as I am to aid in the destruction of people who I've been friends with for the better part of a decade, I sadly don't have any pictures from those halcyon days. Oh wait, hold on, here's a picture of their keyboardist, John Conway, and me eating...
MCDONALDS! Can you believe it? I think I cracked the case.
A link, but I made it myself
Brooklyn hearts you. It's a sign making company.
April 1, 2005
An old woman offered me a seat on the subway this morning
Do I look that bad?