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December 28, 2004

I minored in math at college

Let's take the old saying, comedy is tragedy plus time.

c = r + t where c is comedy, r is tragedy, and t is time.

Subtract c.

0 = r + t -c

Subtract t.

-t = r - c

As you can see, tragedy minus comedy is negative time. Yes, I just invented time travel.

Posted by Will at December 28, 2004 4:26 AM


And it didn't even use up 1.21 gigawatts.

Posted by: Dave at December 28, 2004 4:29 PM

Combine this with distance = rate * time and you might get teleportation too.

You might also achieve productive results synthesizing this with the ongoing synthesis of "time flies while you're having fun" and general relativity. Early research indicates that FTL travel will either be really fun or a complete drag.

Posted by: misuba at December 29, 2004 9:52 PM

want proof as to why i love will carlough? look no further than this post.

and, I think you're on to something there, suge.

Posted by: doctor grosz at December 30, 2004 11:01 PM