August 19, 2010

Someone finally appreciates Kim Kardaskhan.

Thank you, Fuck Yeah Pokememe

(original post)

Also, breaking: Bieber: Kardashian is 'extremely hot'. Thank you, cnn.com.

Posted by Will at 9:39 PM | Comments (0)

August 12, 2010

The fastest Mac ever

Apple decided to email me today about their new Mac Pro, its main selling point being that it's faster than all the other Macs they've made in the past.

If they were making Macs slower than they were last year, that would be worth telling me about.

Posted by Will at 11:45 AM | Comments (0)

August 6, 2010

Free as hell

While browsing in a local used book shop with my friend Elliot, I happened upon a collection of Ed Burns screenplays and laughed out loud. The owner overheard me, asked to see the book I was making fun of, and promptly put it out on the street with the note you see attached.

It's called The Atlantic Bookshop, and I recommend you check it out, because you are guaranteed not to find any Ed Burns related literature there.

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August 4, 2010

This is the worst song I've ever heard.

I know you all are still digesting Nobody comments anymore wah, but I had to share Soulja Boy's Pretty Boy Swag with you, in the same way that I would have to share small pox with you if I ever caught it.

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August 1, 2010

Nobody comments anymore wah

Here's a follow up on Readership is down, posts continue to be erratic

More noticeable than diogenes club's declining readership is its declining comments. Here's a chart:


PS: I made this chart a few months ago, forgot about it, and then didn't feel like updating the data when I remembered it

What can we take from this chart? Not that much, but I think facebook has taken away some of the club's thunder. Way back in 2004, there wasn't an easy way to keep up with people and leave comments on it and stuff, so people settled for just keeping up with me and commenting here. Now that facebook is around, you can keep with everybody and leave as many comments as you want, rendering diogenes club somewhat obsolete.

But don't think that'll stop me. I'll be posting here on the incredibly irregular basis I've been keeping up for almost six years, and I don't care if anybody comments or not.

Posted by Will at 7:09 PM | Comments (3)

July 29, 2010

To the guy on the subway playing tic-tac-toe on his iPhone

You're never going to win. It always ends in a tie.

Posted by Will at 11:00 AM | Comments (0)

July 24, 2010

Fandango, you tease.

This is the page you see after you buy movie tickets on Fandango:

click the image for full size

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July 14, 2010

I'm just talking about Shaq Pack.

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July 12, 2010

This was the building next door to my office today.

I'm all right, don't worry.

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June 27, 2010

Thoughts on Hitler

In retrospect, Hitler shouldn't have said that the master race was people with blond hair and blue eyes. He would have been better off saying the master race was people with greasy hair and tiny little mustaches and that blond people could sit on it.

Posted by Will at 12:36 AM | Comments (0)