August 19, 2010
Someone finally appreciates Kim Kardaskhan.
Also, breaking: Bieber: Kardashian is 'extremely hot'. Thank you, cnn.com.
Posted by Will at 9:39 PM | Comments (0)
August 12, 2010
The fastest Mac ever
Apple decided to email me today about their new Mac Pro, its main selling point being that it's faster than all the other Macs they've made in the past.
If they were making Macs slower than they were last year, that would be worth telling me about.
Posted by Will at 11:45 AM | Comments (0)
August 6, 2010
Free as hell
While browsing in a local used book shop with my friend Elliot, I happened upon a collection of Ed Burns screenplays and laughed out loud. The owner overheard me, asked to see the book I was making fun of, and promptly put it out on the street with the note you see attached.
It's called The Atlantic Bookshop, and I recommend you check it out, because you are guaranteed not to find any Ed Burns related literature there.
Posted by Will at 5:33 PM | Comments (3)
August 4, 2010
This is the worst song I've ever heard.
I know you all are still digesting Nobody comments anymore wah, but I had to share Soulja Boy's Pretty Boy Swag with you, in the same way that I would have to share small pox with you if I ever caught it.
Posted by Will at 2:53 PM | Comments (3)
August 1, 2010
Nobody comments anymore wah
Here's a follow up on Readership is down, posts continue to be erratic
More noticeable than diogenes club's declining readership is its declining comments. Here's a chart:
PS: I made this chart a few months ago, forgot about it, and then didn't feel like updating the data when I remembered it
What can we take from this chart? Not that much, but I think facebook has taken away some of the club's thunder. Way back in 2004, there wasn't an easy way to keep up with people and leave comments on it and stuff, so people settled for just keeping up with me and commenting here. Now that facebook is around, you can keep with everybody and leave as many comments as you want, rendering diogenes club somewhat obsolete.
But don't think that'll stop me. I'll be posting here on the incredibly irregular basis I've been keeping up for almost six years, and I don't care if anybody comments or not.
Posted by Will at 7:09 PM | Comments (3)
July 29, 2010
To the guy on the subway playing tic-tac-toe on his iPhone
You're never going to win. It always ends in a tie.
Posted by Will at 11:00 AM | Comments (0)
July 24, 2010
Fandango, you tease.
This is the page you see after you buy movie tickets on Fandango:
click the image for full size
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July 14, 2010
I'm just talking about Shaq Pack.
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July 12, 2010
This was the building next door to my office today.
I'm all right, don't worry.
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June 27, 2010
Thoughts on Hitler
In retrospect, Hitler shouldn't have said that the master race was people with blond hair and blue eyes. He would have been better off saying the master race was people with greasy hair and tiny little mustaches and that blond people could sit on it.
Posted by Will at 12:36 AM | Comments (0)
